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Hello, you awesome pigs.

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Are you all there? You don't even know
me yet.

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I'm Christine.

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And I want to tell you a story, or
several small stories, about my awesome

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family.

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I'll introduce you to my parents, Edith
and Paul, but see for yourself how

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awesome they are.

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Oh!

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Oh!

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Oh!

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Oh! Oh!

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How do you kiss? Just on the mouth?

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That'd be massive then, that'd be too
much.

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oh oh oh

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Nachdem ich das Dreckswein angelernt
habe, was das Ficken betrifft, habe ich

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Beziehung ganz schnell beendet.

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It's about my grandma
slipped.

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And what you can see later
my mother fucked there too.

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And the icing on the cake is yet to come
yet.

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My best friend, you have to
wake up.

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She took that too.

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That can really... It can't be true.

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Ah, there you are finally.

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I've been waiting for you the whole
time.

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Wow, that's great.

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That's a nice place for the two of us,
isn't it?

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Yes.

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Everything that comes into the family,
you have to test first.

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Yes.

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You have to get used to it.

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Look, they are so handsome.

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Oh,

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yeah. Oh,

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yeah.

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Oh, yeah.

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Thank you.

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Yeah.

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Oh, no.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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I love you.

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I love you.

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Inshallah.

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I love you.

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Sarah, what are you talking about? Are
you sleeping?

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Sit in your room. What do the people
think of you?

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What do you think of me?

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Well, that's what your mother says.

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It's exactly the same.

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Thank you.

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Oh!

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Hey,

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what are you doing?

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Hey,

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what are you doing?

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Oh,

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my God.

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What's wrong? Is she having a nightmare?

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Yeah.

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Come on.

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Come see me online, come.

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Oh yeah.

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it's your dance

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Where is Kristina?

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I don't know.

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I don't know where Kristina is.

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Do you want to go again?

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Now you can come a little closer.

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Do I have to do that? Yes.

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You have to go again.

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How are you doing?

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Good.

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What are we going to do now?

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We can make some paper and glue.

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Yes, of course.

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I think so too.

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Thank you.

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You know.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah.

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That's no good, man.

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Oh yeah.

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Yeah.

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oh oh oh

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Yeah, yeah

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Mathe. Mathe.

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Mathe.

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I'm sure.

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But go.

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Ploppy. Hop.

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So. Hop.

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Hop. Yes. And down.

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Huh?

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Oh.

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Thank you.

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Bye -bye.

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Thank you.

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Yeah.

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It's nice that you're here again.

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I'm so happy. How are you?

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Nice to meet you.

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Sit down.

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We haven't learned anything. I wanted to
learn something from you.

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You've been away for so long.

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I've been with my students lately and I
have to learn.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Bye. Bye.

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Thank you.

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Okay.

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Oh, God.

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Oh,

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God.

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oh oh oh

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oh

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That's good

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Oh, it's exactly that. The familiar way
to others.

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Oh,

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my

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God.

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Oh!

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh,

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yeah.

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oh oh

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oh yeah